Another "Whot" Conversation With My Shrink

Ang sakit ng pwet ko. Ngayon lang sila sumakit ng ganito.

After dragon boat training this morning, Dr. Millhouse and I went for breakfast together. (Of course, we showered first. You don't want the Manila Bay water seeping into your pores.) We were talking about a teammate who won't be joining us in the upcoming international dragon boat race at Bora because it's his significant other's graduation. The conversation went something like this:

Me: I can't believe it. Would you skip the race to attend your girl's graduation?
Dr. M: Yes, I would.
Me, the selfish one: Whot?! Why? They're young. What if you miss the race, your team wins and then in the end it won't be you and her?
Dr. M, resident philosopher: Well, there is no past or future. You only have the now. So I will go to her grad.
Me, evil as ever: What the. You would rather be at her grad?
Dr. M: I wouldn't RATHER be at her grad. I WOULD BE there. There will be other races. But a graduation comes only once. (Unless it's a graduation from some dance class whatever shiz.)
Me: Hwow. I wouldn't do that.
Dr. M: IF you had a significant other, you probably would. What if *bleep*'s graduation from *bleep* school came up on a race day? I'm sure you'd be at his graduation too.
Me: No, I won't. We're not together.
Dr. M: E 'yun na 'yung pinakamalapit na na-a-approximate ko e! Fine. Let's say it's Brandon's graduation from the University of Art Shiz?

Me: Dude, that's Brandon. He's a god. Everyone is at a god's graduation.

Dr. M: *God-why-do-I-put-up-with-this-bitch look*
Me: Well, even if *bleep* and I were together, I would still probably race.
Dr. M: 'Yung logic mo nasa kuko ano?

Baka nga. Or maybe my logic is a gift from Snow White's wickedly beautiful wicked stepmother.